Have a Dapper New Year!
(via ♂•Diva•♀)
I am a quadrilateral with a stick. .
Aries: can be reeeeeally closed off. sometimes won’t open up to you for a long time until they really know that they can trust you. when they let out emotions they can be intense, quick expressions and then they will go right back to being calm, cool and collected.
Taurus: will not get too deep with other people at first, they tend to not give out too many personal details because it makes them uncomfortable to talk about anything too deep for too long. will only open up to a very select few people. they are surprisingly very good at handling other peoples emotions, though.
Gemini: come off as surface level people, but they have so much inside. they open up to people who make them feel validated, but sometimes that takes a lot. they don’t want to feel vulnerable.
Cancer: not the best with describing how they’re feeling, but they definitely feel it. you’ll hear it in the way they talk, and you’ll see it with the way their body language changes.
Leo: very expressive most of the time. they feel very deeply and they may make you feel like you know the whole story of why they are upset, but there’s probably way more detail. they won’t talk about themselves for too long when they’re sad.
Virgo: you can never really tell what they’re thinking, they tend to keep things very much inside. they don’t want to burden anyone else with their problems, you’d have to be very close to them in order to know how they’re feeling.
Libra: might not say anything, but you’ll be able to see it in them. once you get them to talk they will keep talking but only a small amount at a time. it’s easy for a libra to get lost in their own thoughts and have to get pulled out by someone who cares.
Scorpio: very intense. if they do open up to you, you’re bound to be surprised by just how much they can feel and how much their thoughts constantly take them over. they need to be reminded that you care so that they will keep telling you what is going on.
Sagittarius: very expressive. will probably text you if something is going on, but might stop talking fast if they feel like you don’t care. they need people to be engaged with them so they don’t shut down.
Capricorn: come off very serious and like they don’t have a lot inside, but they do. it might take a while for them to open up, but once they do it’s like an entirely different person, but it’s beautiful and worth sticking around for.
Aquarius: they tend to brush things off with humor. if they’re actually crying or expressing something, then something is very wrong and they will need you to listen and talk through it with them.
Pisces: they tend to have to think through what they’re thinking and feeling. once they do, you will know. but they will have to let it all out before you can say anything, they just want to be understood.
interesting read!
the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are
hes eating your power bills
um, why didn’t you give him a treat?? he delivered your message!
LET HIM IN.
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned
But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
Alex Morgan:

Becky Sauerbrunn after getting yellow card for Kelley’s faul:

Tobin ready to nutmeg someone:

Hayley Raso:

Julie Ertz:

Jessie Fleming before fauling Kelley:

Chicago Red Stars to CP:

Kling:

Pinoe:

Tobin:

Emily Sonnett after fauling someone and getting yellow card for that:

USWNT after changing score from 1-3 to 4-3 in 10 minutes (vs Brazil):

Georgia Yeoman-Dale beeing asked if she’s gonna go back to the game 10minutes after she got her forehead splitted open:


SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN).

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).
CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)
I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably
You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

Hey, you forgot Shoomlah’s updated version of Pocahontas:

Shoomlah said:
Finally updated Pocahontas! I don’t think this is what people were expecting as the next entry in the series, but some of the criticisms of my first design have been eating away at me for years now and I needed to get off my ass and address them.
So hey! Spunky age-appropriate Pocahontas/Matoaka, sans feathers in the hair/European imagery/other superfluous details. This is closer to accounts and illustrations of Powhatan dress from the period, and I kinda think it’s closer to the Disney design anyway. WIN/WIN.
Thanks to everyone who’s educated my ass over the past couple of years, including moniquill, apihtawikosisan, this-is-not-native, and numerous others. You’ve made me a way more thoughtful artist in the process.
Reblogging bc I loveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE the updated Pocahontas. Too many people sexualize her. Major props for taking the time and care to fix this!
Re blogging for the updated Pocahontas
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.
Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.
“Babe, dinner’s ready”